drink"I believe that if life gives you lemons you make lemonade . . . and you try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
-- Ron Whitemoney"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
-- Lana Turnerhappiness"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy."
-- Robert Anthonymisc"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
-- Evan Esartime"It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead."
-- Rose Macaulaychange"Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are."
-- Bertolt Brechtmusic"I only know two pieces; one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't."
-- Victor Borgesex"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
-- Andy Gibbsport"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."
-- Samuel Johnsonwords"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-- Anonymous
-- Ron Whitemoney"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
-- Lana Turnerhappiness"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy."
-- Robert Anthonymisc"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
-- Evan Esartime"It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead."
-- Rose Macaulaychange"Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are."
-- Bertolt Brechtmusic"I only know two pieces; one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't."
-- Victor Borgesex"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
-- Andy Gibbsport"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other."
-- Samuel Johnsonwords"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-- Anonymous